You could be forgiven for wondering why on earth anyone would want to bleach their bum. I have to admit that the first time I heard about it, I couldn't even believe it was a real thing!
Linescrew1 on YouTube had a similar reaction when he first heard about anal bleaching too. Check out his funny video above, or read his thoughts below...
"You know just when women had enough on their plate to worry about, being self-conscious about their looks and being judged... you know cuz I’m kind of like a male feminist. Women should be treated equally and shouldn’t have this burden of having to look pretty all the time because they’re after all just people like the rest of us.
Well now I’ve heard everything and I believe this is just another sign of the end times of our society. No I don’t believe in any apocalyptic religious thing... I just think we’ve kind of hit the apex of nonsense, when people are running out to have anal bleaching.
Now I first thought that this anal bleaching was a joke, like what’s going on? Is this a gay thing? Well apparently it kind of started out like that, with the adult film people. And now, because of the proliferation of pornography into mainstream society, people are self-conscious. Especially women, I guess, and the prevalence of anal sex… hey whatever floats your boat!
People are bleaching their anuses so that the skin tone matches. It’s all about your skin tone matching. They say it’s kind of an art form of matching the skin tone of the anus. Really I think this is white people with too much money and not enough self-confidence. Like come on… you know what… I had to Google this and look at the Wikipedia page. I had to do research because apparently all the big urban centers like in Vancouver, Los Angeles, New York and Chicago they’re offering this wonderful service of anal bleaching.
And… I’ve been told, it’s construction workers to office assistants that are doing this. It’s not just gay people and in the pornography industry. I don’t get it, I really don’t… you know I’m all for the manscaping. Hey you know about twice a year I get the old wax job on my back.
And intimate grooming, while we don’t like to talk about it too much I think it’s a very common occurrence. I haven’t even seen, you know, pubic hair on a woman in 15 years… since I was married. So come on, that makes sense. It pales in comparison to anal bleaching.
You know I just love that phrase now… anal bleaching. I want to get a personalized license plate or a t-shirt that just says anal bleaching. Again I can’t stop laughing, anal bleaching is my phrase of the week now because it’s just so silly. I don’t get it.
You know… come on there’s a lot of women out there, they’re gonna watch this and they wouldn’t do this because they’ve got enough confidence. And hey even if you’re having anal sex, do you really have to bleach it? I’m thinking a lot of my brothers and sisters of a darker skin, you know all around the world, that are watching this… I don’t think they’re running out and and doing this. I think this is crazy white people with a little bit too much money on their hands.
That’s just my thoughts folks. You google that shit if you don’t believe it, because it almost seems like an April Fool’s joke. In the meantime stay safe folks, keep your wheels on the ground. I’ll talk to you soon. Bye bye"
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Last Updated : August 3rd, 2021
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Debby Lee
